Jokes, Funny items seen on the web or emailed to us –
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"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you."
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
How much fuel
You can never have too much fuel, unless you’re on fire
The most plausible scientific theory is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage.
An old pilot is one who can remember when flying was dangerous and sex was safe.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the airplane, the pessimist the parachute.
Main advantage of Helicopters over fixed wing aircraft.